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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God, yes, there is trouble on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good. Well, he thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel; to get both points of view. So God called a male angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the male angel returned he went to God and told him yes, the Earth is in decline, 95% is bad and 5% is good. God was concerned. He decided to send a letter to the 5% that were good and encourage them, a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that letter said? Oh! You didn't get one either? |
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the labels, stick 'em on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin'." said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch." |
